Alright, it seems your deck might have a glimmer of potential. But let's get one thing straight - we're not investing ourselves or signing you up as a fundraising client at this stage. Listen up to your options:
You step up and book a call with one of our guys. We'll do a no-BS deep dive on your deck and your whole startup premise. You'll walk away with a concrete gameplan for what it'll take to transform yourself into an investable opportunity. Fair warning though - that 1-on-1 session costs a cool $490. We don't mess around with niceties here.
For those dead-set on going all-in, we can also arrange calls with VCs specializing in your actual industry. It's a custom white-glove service we discuss hands-on after your initial eval call with us. The choice is yours. Bring your A-game or get lost.
You go back to the drawing board, put in the real work, and come howling at our door again once you've leveled up enough to seriously talk raising money.